You: THE CHAO
You: DEMANDS
You: YOUR
You: A
You: S
You: L
Stranger: give me a mission
You: I'LL GO GRAB MY STUFF!
You: BUT FIRST,
You: I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
Stranger: is that a big kahuna burger
You: NO
You: THEY'RE
You: LINKS
You: DODONGOS
Stranger: does he look like a bitch?
You: HE LOOKS LIKE
You: HE NEEDS
You: A FUCK FOR LUCK
You: THAT IS YOUR MISSION
You: YOUNG
You: PADAWAN
You: MAKE ME PROUD
Stranger: i just a turkey
You: THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD
Stranger: snake
Stranger: snake. do you copy
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
You: I'VE GOT
Stranger: we need you to return to metal storm
You: A BANANA IN MY EAR
You: AND I THINK
Stranger: you have to go back
You: I'VE STARTED
You: MY PERIOD
Stranger: if not for me, do it for diana
You: PLEASE SEND SOME PADS BACK TO HOME BASE PL0X
You: BECAUSE IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
You: /SOBBU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: THE CHAO
You: DEMANDS YOUR
You: ASL
Stranger: 27/m/Canada
You: OH MY
You: MY NAME IS SONNY I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD I LIKE HORSES AND PONIES
You: AND SINGING FOR AMERICA
You: NOT
You: CANADA
Stranger: NO I THINK YOU ARE FROM 4CHAN.ORG
Stranger: THATS
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: I
Stranger: THINK
Stranger: DO YOU
Stranger: YOU
You: FOUR CHAN
You: IS A SCARY SCARY PLACE
You: TOO MUCH PORN FOR LITTLE SONNY
You: SONNY DOESN'T LIKE THAT KIND OF THING
You: SONNY IS A GOOD LITTLE GIRL
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT SEVEN
You: I AM SEVEN
Stranger: NOR ARE YOU A GIRL
You: OH PLEASE
You: I AM A GIRL
You: MY NAME IS SONNY
Stranger: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
You: IS THAT BOY NAME?
You: NOOOO
You: IT'S A BABYYY
You: ANME
You: NAME
You: NAME
You: NAME
You: ITS SO CUTE
You: WATCH IT GIGGLE
Stranger: THAT OR YOU ARE MISSPELLING SONY
You: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEEEEE
Stranger: ALSO
Stranger: PS3 HAS NO GAEMS
You: WHAT
You: WHAT DI DYOU JUST SAY
You: WHAT
You: DID
You: YOU
You: JUST
You: SAY
You: TO
You: ME
Stranger: PSTRIPLE HAS NO GAEMS
Stranger: AND YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: WHAT
You: DID
You: YOU
You: JUST
You: SAY
You: TO
You: DINNER
You: DINNER
You: DINNER
You: DINNE
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: R
You: MY SHIP SAILS IN THE MORNING
You: I WONDER
You: WHATS
You: FOR
You: DINNER
Stranger: STOP SUCKING THE COCK
You: SORRY
You: IT WAS JUST SO
You: KAWAII
Stranger: NO
You: NO KAWAII COCK?
Stranger: COCK IS NEVER KAWAII
You: SOBBBUUUUU
You: NOT EVEN EDWARTS COCK?
Stranger: ARE BALLS TOUCHING?
You: I HEAR IT SPARKLES
Stranger: LOTS OF THINGS SPARKLE
You: ESPECIALLY COCKS
Stranger: COULD BE THE RESULT OF I JUST A TURKEY
You: COULD BE THE RSULT OF EXTREME HOLD CURAD BANDAIDS
You: WE HELP HEAL
You: THEY PROTECT HARD-WORKING HANDS
Stranger: I DISAGREE SIR.
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: I AM SONNY
You: NOT A SIR
You: I AM A LITTLE MISS
You: CALL ME
You: LITTLE
You: MISS
Stranger: NO, I SHALL NOT
You: SOBBBBUUUUUUU
You: FU
Stranger: AS YOU ARE LIKELY 40 AND HAVE A PENIS
You: SONNY WANTS TO BE A LITTLE MISS
You: 3
You: INVERTED
You: FIGURE OUT HOW IT APPLIES
You: AND I WILL LOVE YOU
You: ACTUALLY
You: THE THREE DOESN'T WORK
You: I LIED
Stranger: I NEED NOT LOVE
You: HE'S AN ASEXUAL
You: HE'S A WITCH
You: WITHC
You: WITCH
You: WITCH
You: WITCH
Stranger: THAT MEANS I NEED A BOLTGUN ROUND TO THE FACE
You: THAT
You: IS
You: KAWAII
You: ALSO
You: A LITTLE ADORABLE TOO
You: WITH A DASH OF SALT
You: AND A DUSTING OF
You: LOVE
You: JUST A DUSTING
You: A MIST, EVEN

You: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING MOTHER.
You: /whisper
You: whereeee...
Stranger: behind the coach
Stranger: couch
You: THE COACH.
You: WE DON'T OWN A COACH.
You: YOU AREN'T MY BROTHER ARE YOU?
You: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING MOTHER
You: AND BROTHER
You: THE CHAO DEMANDS THIS KNOWLEDGE FROM YOU.
Stranger: I AM ALL THAT IS HOLY YOU WILL NEVER FIND THEM
Stranger: evil laugh
You: GATE SIX.
You: PICK UP YOUR WEAPONS AND
You: FIGHT
You: FIGHT
You: FIGHT
You: AND DANCE WITH THE DEVILLL
You: THAT'S KAWAII =O V O=
You: ^__________________________________^~~~~~~~~~~
You: LIKE NARUTO AND SASUKE
You: KONEECHEEWAH
You: DEVIL-KUN
Stranger: suck this dick nerd
You: SORRY DEVIL-KUN
You: THAT'S ILLEGAL
You: DEVIL-KUNNN WHERE'D YOU GO?
You: HAI HAI, DEVIL-KUN?
Stranger: you fuckin little nerd id beat the shit outta you
Stranger: this is what you call fun you need a life
Stranger: cause this isnt cutting it for you
You: オハイオ州悪魔私はあなたのうちたわごと勝利するつもりだくん
Stranger: so devil kun suck it
You: DEVIL-KUN
You: YOU'RE SO KAWAII
You: KONEECHEEWAH DEVIL-KUN
You: OR MAYBE YOU'RE A DEVIL-CHAN?
You: HOW SWEET
You: ~~~~~
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: ~
You: ~
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
You: LUVLUVLUVNEKO
Stranger: your not cool
You: WHAT'S COOL
You: I FORGOT
Stranger: 你是将单独地死亡的孤独的人
You: 私はあなたにキスをする
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: 私はあなたの両親やあなたの家族を殺すのだ
Stranger: Copyright advance over other confirmed を care budget committee of-
You: i have to kiss you.
Stranger: just cause you copy and paste from some creepy anime porn site
Stranger: does not make you cool
You: GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
Stranger: nerd
You: KAWAII-NEE
You: CHINCHAN
Stranger: nerd
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: nderd
You: YOU'RE ADORABLE
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
You: COME HERE
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
You: I LIKE YOUR USE OF ADJECTIVES
Stranger: nerd
You: YOU ARE VERY CREATIVE
Stranger: nerd
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: nerd
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: nerd
You: I LOVE YOU
You: KAWAII
Stranger: nerd
You: KAWAII
You: KAWAII
You: KAWAII
Stranger: nerdspeak
You: KAWAII
You: KAWAII
You: CUTESPEAK
You: YOU'RE SO ELOQUENT
Stranger: if i could go back in time you know what i would do?
You: MAKE LOVE TO MY MOTHER WHILE I'M IN THE WOMB
Stranger: no give your parents money for an abortion
You: I'M GLAD YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ME
You: THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO SPECIAL
You: I'M GLAD I HAD SUCH AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE
You: THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY SUCH THINGS
You: KAWAI
You: KAWAI
You: KAWI
You: NEEEEEHAOOOOO
You: KAILANNNNN
You: ADORABLE
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'M GLAD YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
You: I'M GLAD BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
You: I LOVE YOU
You: SAID THE CHAO
You: AND HE TRUELY DID LOVE THIS MAN
Stranger: i can but why would i talk to you about things i dont understand
You: JUST LIKE THIS MAN LOVED HIM
You: *TRULY
You: BUT THE CHAO DID NOT LIKE TYPOS
Stranger: you say the same things over and over again
You: SO DO YOU DARLING
You: YOU SAY NERD
You: OVER
You: AND
You: OVER
You: AND
You: OVER
You: AND
You: OVER
Stranger: that is true
You: AND THEN THE MAN REALIZED
Stranger: but only because yous
You: HE WAS A HYPOCRITE
Stranger: chinchan
You: AND HIS EXCUSES
Stranger: chinchan
You: MADE NO SENSE
You: BECAUSE AN ARGUMENT IS IMMEDIATELY MADE INVALID
Stranger: KAWAI
You: WHEN ONE HAS TO LIE
You: TO MAKE A POINT
You: AND THEN THE MAN
You: REALIZED
Stranger: i havent lied
You: HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DEFINITION
You: OF HYPOCRITE
You: AND THE CHAO GIGGLED
Stranger: is it okay for you to say KAWAI over and over but for me to say nerd is wrong
You: BECAUSE THE MAN WAS QUITE A DUMBIE INDEED
You: A DUMBIE
You: A DUMBY?
You: A DUMMY
You: A DUMMIE
You: THE MAN CHANGED THE ARGUMENT
You: BUT IT WAS STILL INVALID
You: BECAUSE HIS ACCUSATIONS WERE THE ONES THAT WERE WRONG
You: AND HE TRIED TO COVER IT UP
You: BUT ALAS
You: HE WAS TOO MUCH OF A
You: DUMBIE
You: DUMBY
You: DUMMY
You: DUMMIE
You: AND THE CHAO GIGGLED
Stranger: not really
Stranger: you only look at your side of the argument
You: THE MAN DENIED IT
You: I NEVER ARGUED DARLING
You: I MERELY STATED
You: THAT YOUR ACCUSATIONS
You: WERE QUITE
You: DUMB
You: DUMB
You: DUMB
You: BECAUSE FOR ONE TO BE ANNOYED BY SOMETHING
You: AND DO THE EXACT SAME THING
Stranger: because you send more messages speaking as if your another person with an alias like chaos
You: IS
You: DUMB
You: AND THE CHAO GIGGLED
You: BECAUSE THE MAN USED
You: THE WRONG YOUR
You: IT IS YOU'RE
You: AND HE GIGGLED AGAIN
Stranger: well the non virgin doesnt care
You: BECAUSE THIS PROBABLY MADE HIM MAD
You: AND THEN THE MAN
You: TRIED TO LOOK COOL
You: BY BRINGING HIS SEX LIFE
You: INTO THE EQUATION
You: BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS
You: IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER
You: AND THE CHAO GIGGLED
Stranger: no he brought it in to make the lonely chaos jealous because the chaos will live a lonely life only based around the fact he can annoy people on a website
Stranger: and will correct them over grammitical errors
You: CHAOS
You: SOUNDS
You: ADORABLE
You: BUT ALAS
You: I AM ONLY
You: THE CHAO
You: ONCE PETER CHO
You: BUT
You: NO LONGER
You: CHAO IS MY NAME NOW
You: PRONOUNCED
You: CHOW
You: LIKE A DOG
You: OR
You: DOG CHOW
You: THIS IS ME
Stranger: see i honestly dont care
You: [link]
Stranger: my name is nate
Stranger: a normal name
You: NATE LENERT?
Stranger: no
You: MY NAME IS CHAO
You: IT IS KAWAII NAME INDEED
Stranger: what does that mean
You: KAWAII
You: MEANS
You: CUTE
You: IN
You: JAPANESE
You: CUUUUTEEEE
You: LIKE
You: CUT
You: BUT
You: MORE
You: E
You: STOP
You: STOP
You: IT
Stranger: stop what
You: STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT
You: SLOW DOWN
You: RESIST THE URGE TO RUSH
You: REMEMBER, ENUNCIATION IS KEY
You: BECAUSE REALLY
You: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCENT
You: THE MAN USED: ACCENT
You: THE CHAO BECAME CONFUSED!
Stranger: well i really can't take this any more
You: I'M SORRY
You: YOU FEEL THAT WAY
You: THE MAN WAS UNHAPPY
You: BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN BEATEN
You: BY THE CHAO
You: AND HE DECIDED TO GIVE UP
You: BECAUSE HE HAS
You: NO BALLS
You: AND NOW HE IS GOING TO SAY
You: OH CHAO I HAVE BALLS
You: IT IS OBVIOUS
Stranger: i hope you the best of luck ruining other peoples days
You: BECAUSE I AM NOT A VIRGIN
You: I RUINED YOUR DAY?
You: THATS GREAT
Stranger: you really did
You: I'M GLAD THIS DID THAT TO YOU
You: THAT THAT'S WHAT COULD RUIN YOUR DAY
You: YOU MY DEAR
You: ARE VERY
You: VERY
You: VERY
You: VERY
You: KAWAII
Stranger: i honestly hate my life right now
You have disconnected.

You: are you masochist?
Stranger: hahaha.. youre sick or what?
Stranger: i've told you .. I'm sadist
You: my shoulder just cracked.
You: do you want yours to too?
Stranger: no i don't
Stranger: you better get a life
You: too late. i know where you live.
You: hey, you too.
Stranger: oh yea?
You: yeah.
Stranger: i've prepared my shotgun with me
You: oh really. how impressive.
You: but because i'm masochist, it'll only tunr me on.
Stranger: in case some numb nut like YOU, came around
You: well sir, i am in fact. numb in the nuts now.
Stranger: do you want me to blow your mouth up?
You: ohh please.
Stranger: bang! bang!
You: ohh oohhhh! again! uhh! yeahh
Stranger: now youre really dead
You: ohhhh, but i died with great tingling in the genitalia.
You: you sir. make my tummy tight.
Stranger: is it a bird? is it a V?
You: a V? i do say.
Stranger: its V-man..
Stranger: V-maaan.. V-maaann..
Stranger: or V-woman..
You: hm. i do'nt recall.
Stranger: i'll cut your throat out until your intestine dang ling out from your mouth
You: ohh, you SLIT those alimentary organs of mine! YEAH UHH OHH
Stranger: i'll replace your mouth with butt hole, i've just cut from a cat
You: aww. how cute.
Stranger: i'll make your nose bleed with nose trill
Stranger: i'll infect your stomach with H1N1 flu viruses
You: aw FUCK i've got such a huge boner right now though.
You: uhhhhhhh
You: bye.

Stranger: AYEEEE GURL
You: my ankle just cracked.
You: it was nice.
Stranger: yum(:
You: i thought so,
Stranger: oh yes.
You: what is this. animu?
Stranger: so you be a gurrrrl or a boi?
Stranger: and uhm no.its called omegle.retard.
Stranger: duhh!
You: i be aaaaaaaaa. what ever floats your boat. but seeing as you first addressed my as a GURL. maybe you'd like that?
Stranger: oh yes.i would,
Stranger: see i am a girl too.i like my kind very much.lkj;
You: WHY DID YOU CALL ME A RETARD, YOU FUCKING BASTARD?
Stranger: you wanna go?
Stranger: >: O
You: I'VE ALREADY BROUGHT IT, BITCH.
Stranger: IL KICK YO ASSSS
You: CAN YOU REACH IT? IT'S 100000 FEET OFF THE GROUND.
Stranger: THATS GAY.
Stranger: GO TO BED.ITS PAST YOUR BED TIME.
You: oh yeah. shit.
You: goodnight!
You have disconnected.

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You: hey
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i am a horny male looking for a female to cam x cam with!
You: I'M LOOKING FOR MY DINNER.
You: ARE YOU MY DINNER?

You: ARE YOU A GIRL FROM TURKEY
Stranger: oh hi bro
Stranger: MAYBE
You: IF SO THEN LET GO OF MY FACE
Stranger: FIRST
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE BIKES
Stranger: BECAUSE
Stranger: ..
Stranger: bikes are way faster than cars. a bike at 60mph will totally outrun a car at 60mph
You: I KNOW
You: BUT DINNER IS MUCH FASTER
You: SO MUCH FASTER DINNER IS
You: LIKE LIGHTNING
You: LIKE
You: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE
You: A CHEETAH
You: CHEETAHS FOR DINNER!
Stranger: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: YOU'RE A GENIUS
You: I KNOW
You: BUT CHEETAHS SIN
You: SINNERS FOR DINNER
You: SINNERS AND HARLOTS
You: JESUS WOULD BE PEROUD
You: PURRROUD
You: HE'S A CAT, YOU SEE
You: WAIT CHEETAHS ARE CATS
You: WOULD THAT BE CANNIBALISM?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: IF GOD IS A CAT THAN WHY DON'T I HAVE A CAT TAIL
You: I WAS MADE IN HIS IMAGE
You: /SOBBBUUUUU
You: GOD HAS FORSAKEN MEEEEE
Stranger: HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE A FURRY
Stranger: OBV
You: OH RIGHT
You: THAT MAKES SENSE
You: BUT WHAT AM I THEN
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
You: WHAT ARE YOU
Stranger: A WEEABOO
Stranger: I'M NOT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: YOU ARE
You: A WEEABOO
You: WEEABOOS ARE FOR DINNER
You: THAT'S REALLY KAWAII
You: KAWHY
You: KAWAY EVEN
Stranger: VERY
Stranger: EXCEPT THEY TASTE LIKE FAT AND NINJAS AND POCKY
You: THAT'S DISGUSTING
Stranger: WHICH IS A FUCKING DISGUSTING TASTE
You: I LIKE THE TASTE OF DRAGONS
You: ESPECIALLY THE MEXICAN ONES
You: OOOOHHH SPICY
Stranger: I LIKE THE TASTE OF LITTLE GIRLS' VAGINAS
You: I'M SORRY
You: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCENT
You: ENUNCIATE MORE
Stranger: AYE
Stranger: LAI-KUH
Stranger: ZE TAHSTUH
Stranger: UF
Stranger: LEET-ELLE GURR-LZ
Stranger: VAH-JAYN-AZ
You: WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A CUTE
You: CUTE
You: CUTE
You: INDIVIDUAL
Stranger: IM KAWAII DESU??? ^__^
You: NO.
Stranger: sobs forever
You: THAT IS RESERVED FOR SASUGAYS AND NAROOTOZ.
Stranger: O I C
You: YEAH.
You: YOU BETTER C.
Stranger: I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE
Stranger:
You: GO SOBBU ELSEWHERE.
You: YOU WEENIE.
Stranger: OK
You: YOU ARE A WEENIE THAT LIKESE ADOLESCENT VAGINA.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT ADOLESCENT
Stranger: MORE LIKE
Stranger: 8 YEAR OLD
You: NEVER MIND THEN.
You: YOU'RE DEFINITELY KAWAII DESU.
Stranger: !!!!!!!!
You: DID YOU EJACULATE, WEENIE?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES I CAME
Stranger: OH GOD YES
You: OH MY.
You: OH DEAR.
You: LIONS AND TIGERS AND SEMEN!
You: OH MY!